a very scared abandoned dog was saved off of the streets and regained her happiness
via @crankdatholly
he has kittens… FOR FISTS!!!!!
guess who binge watched the new voltron on netflix and spent way too long doing a ridiculous fanart for it
- andrew hussie: hey guys im making a game. im gonna take a quick nap wake me up in several weeks so i can release it
- us: hussie its been several weeks release your game
- hussie: snnnnzzzzz
- us: HUSSIE YOUR GAME
Looks like a Fallout 3 screenshot.
Show some god damn respect and shut up about video games for .5 secs OK?
*Smiles proudly while polishing a knife in a dark empty room* I fucking killed that guy
Love this. (via Brovegna)
damn those all look amazing
Should do this one day!
I want to do this for my birthday
homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“i’m 13 u egg”
That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.
Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting
“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”
Kick it barak
TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM
My personal favorite:
time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.
“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh
“Your eyes are an ocean. Your breasts are also an ocean.”
this is literally the dumbest post on this website yet im laughing at it
this is the best post on this website
- Lucio: how old are you
- Orisa: 1 MONTH
- Lucio: goddamn
- Lucio: just dont tell your parents
- Orisa: WHAT ARE PARENTS
- Lucio: that just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
Snowseph
pro: has nose
con: wears sunglasses at night
Gurdy
pro: height intimidates opponents
con: looks like a sex toy
Gurdy (alt. form)
pro: scary!
con: scary :(
Girthy
pro: lorge
con: none. he is perfect
Looks like the one mystery Velma Dinkley couldn’t solve was self-love
Reblog if you think Velma is cute. Like if you’d smooch her
